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Thwarting you has never been my primary ambition, I promise you…although who doesn’t like to see their friends fail now and then?

You’re so right. For instance, when I thwarted your plan to give Sansa Stark to the Tyrells. If I’m going to be honest, I did feel an unmistakable sense of enjoyment. But your confidant, the one who fed you information about my plans, the one you swore to protect…you didn’t bring her any enjoyment. And she didn’t bring me any enjoyment. She was a bad investment on my part. Luckily, I have a friend who wants to try something new…something daring…and he was so grateful to me for providing this “fresh experience”

I did what I did for the good of the realm—

The “realm”? Do you know what the “realm” is? It’s the thousand blades of Aegon’s enemies: a story we agreed to tell each other over and over till we forget that it’s a lie.

What do we have left once we’ve abandoned the lie? Chaos, a gaping pit waiting to swallow us all?

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Never apologize for selfies

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hey-sass-butt:

curtisplease:

wishes-he-was-king-of-bears:

How gay sex works.

I want a relationship like this

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matterofawesome:

lejojomojo:

oraldiarrhea:

secretsbest:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

thank you science 

THE BINKY JUST…….

DROPPED

Seeing someone so happy is one reason why I want to be a medical scientist :)

Will always reblog, will always cry.

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castayel:

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that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you  wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!

it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used,  and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food

brilliant!

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theonion:

Weekend Encounter With Coworker Never Acknowledged: Full Report 

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